Category: Polls

Blizzcon 2011 Poll: Working Night And Day

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You’ve got to be a hardcore pollthusiast, or an EU server denizen, to be reading the Very Late Edition of the Blizzcon 2011 Polls. And you know what? I am too! So let’s get started, shall we?

Only the most hardcore make it through the wee hours of Blizzcon- or Pollcon, as I’m pretty certain it’ll be renamed next year- and only the most dedicated make it through the long, hard slog that is moneymaking in Azeroth.

Sorry, Roy

And where would the Scrooge McDucks of the Warcarft universe be without those beloved institutions we call Professions? Languishing in the gutter with Donald and that no-account Launchpad, that’s where. And therein lies the poll of the moment: Which profession is the best moneymaker, Uncle Pennybags?

Blizzcon 2011 Poll: Bar Brawl Edition

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As evening falls on Blizzcon attendees, the drinks are no doubt flowing and the karaoke machines are no doubt warming up (unless they’re being hurriedly unplugged when a hapless shopkeep sees a mob of Murloc-hatted folk heading purposefully into his licensed establishment. Well, who wouldn’t?)

But for those of us wrapped in the cozy splendor of home- the slippers! the Costco-priced boxed wines!! the unshared wireless!!!- the fun is only just getting underway at Blizzcon Polling Center 2011. Yes, we are the few, the proud, the brave, the raid night attendees, the Hallow’s Eve alt-achievers, the stay-at-home, not-sorry-we-aren’t-there poll-taking winners! It’s… almost enough.

This is what it sounds like... when doves cry

We may not be there to witness the drunken revelry- with or without associated karaoke (my personal a capella rendering of Grizzly Hills Day Music 03 will move a bitch to tears)- but we can assuredly participate in the web-connected drunken revelry that, let’s face it, brought us all together in the first place.

With a nod to the bars our luckier friends are drinking in tonight without us, and the virtual bars we all share together: Friends, gnomes, countrymen… which of your beloved leaders would be the last man, woman, or corpse standing in an all-out bar brawl?

Blizzcon 2011 Poll: The Best Class

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Six hours is up! What’s that? You say you were busy sleeping and didn’t vote in the┬áNext Expansion┬ápoll? Stuff ‘n’ nonsense! The internet never sleeps! (Nor, I have it on good authority,┬áwill our good friends at Blizzcon this evening. Alcohol + Nerds + Zero Adult Supervision = Many, many, many walks of shame.)

Show us on the chart who corpse-camped you.

There are some people who were born to walk the Walk of Shame, and some people who were born to be good and righteous- priests, perhaps, or paladins. Amazingly, some people were born to be rogues, and some people were even born to be Death Knights (at least, that’s the theory).

So what were you born to be? If you could only play one WoW class forever, which class would you play?

Blizzcon 2011 Poll: PvP v PvP

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It’s been six long hours, and what do you get? Another day older and a poll duet. (Don’t judge. RhymeZone.com was down, dammit.)

It’s time to limber up your pokin’-fingers to weigh in on another thought-provoking topic! It may not distract you from the fact that Blizzcon attendees ended their work week yesterday, but it WILL… uh…

Go PvP Yourself

The urge to punch someone in the face repeatedly is- let’s face it- universal. Whether you’re interested in abusing a priest or making a warrior cry for his mother, or simply channeling a burning hatred for certain lucky ducks who are right at this moment getting blitzed with Metzen, PvP is the ultimate avocation to soothe your frustration. But which rolling hillside presents the best background for the soothing death-cries of your enemies? And which is the worst?

It’s a two-for-one special this time, kids- which PvP battleground is the best, and which is the worst?

 

Blizzcon 2011 Poll: The Next Expansion

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Six hours already? Why, it feels like just a moment ago we were complaining about instances, enjoying the fall weather, and throwing major shade at those lucky bastards who are at Blizzcon in our stead. But nothing soothes the savage soul like clicking a checkmark- or music, or porn, or… something, I wasn’t really paying attention- so let’s crack those knuckles and opine ad nauseum!

There’s much speculation that this Blizzcon will see the announcement of the fourth Warcraft expansion. With Blizzard’s trademark of ‘Mists of Pandaria’ earlier this year, speculation is rampant that the Pandaren monks will be stepping up to the plate- or is all just an elaborate ruse on Blizzard’s part to sell Ghostcrawler’s secret venture, Panda Pillow Pets?

Whether you Believe or Want To Believe or Don’t Believe For A Second the ‘Mists’ trademark means something, let’s set aside for a moment our perception of PR duplicity. Instead, this poll wants to know: What expansion would you most like to see? Write-ins welcome! (Please note: All write-ins will be listed here when the polls close. Thanks!)

Blizzcon 2011 Poll: The Worst Dungeon

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It’s been six hours, and it’s time to play along at home again! While other might be sippin’ on their fancy Blizzcon bottled waters and laughing along as Metzen tells about the funniest thing that happened this one time at band camp, those of us stuck at home can enjoy the noble art of Warcraft polling. No, really, it’s noble!

QQ! QQ!!

Now it’s time to put on your QQ hat of irritated annoyance- and who doesn’t love that hat?- and dig deep into those repressed memories of LFD. Which instance, from Ragefire Chasm to the depths of the Zuls, do you absolutely hate the most?

Blizzcon 2011 Poll: Factionalization

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For those of us playing along at home as we watch our friends, enemies, and frenemies zoom off to Blizzcon, DA is keeping the home fires burning with our Patented Remarkable Adorable Enjoyable Guaranteed Spill-Proof Deathwing-Repelling Polls Series!

Remember this little number?

So let’s keep going as we started. It’s the oldest question in the book: Alliance, or Horde?