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As evening falls on Blizzcon attendees, the drinks are no doubt flowing and the karaoke machines are no doubt warming up (unless they’re being hurriedly unplugged when a hapless shopkeep sees a mob of Murloc-hatted folk heading purposefully into his licensed establishment. Well, who wouldn’t?)
But for those of us wrapped in the cozy splendor of home- the slippers! the Costco-priced boxed wines!! the unshared wireless!!!- the fun is only just getting underway at Blizzcon Polling Center 2011. Yes, we are the few, the proud, the brave, the raid night attendees, the Hallow’s Eve alt-achievers, the stay-at-home, not-sorry-we-aren’t-there poll-taking winners! It’s… almost enough.
We may not be there to witness the drunken revelry- with or without associated karaoke (my personal a capella rendering of Grizzly Hills Day Music 03 will move a bitch to tears)- but we can assuredly participate in the web-connected drunken revelry that, let’s face it, brought us all together in the first place.
With a nod to the bars our luckier friends are drinking in tonight without us, and the virtual bars we all share together: Friends, gnomes, countrymen… which of your beloved leaders would be the last man, woman, or corpse standing in an all-out bar brawl?
Disciplinary Action 
Well, clearly this isn’t a fair question. I don’t think anyone, even the toughest of the tough, could stand up to three dwarves together smashing you in the knees and casting spells (courtesy of Moira).
Plus, they’re dwarves! They’re already experienced with how to bar brawl! I bet some of the other faction leaders don’t even know what beer is. 😛 (Would Velen ever drink?) They have an unfair advantage in this.
…But yay dwarves anyway. x)
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Hahaha, VERY well reasoned. Rebuttals?
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No rebuttals necessary. The truth has been spoken.
Also: YEY DORFSSSSSS \o/
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I’m positive it would be Vol’jin. He’d see the fight starting, hide in the shadows, wait for the dwarves to knock everyone out and be on their last legs, then shoot them in the backs.
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