Winners will be chosen by the good Lady RNG: each entrant will be assigned a number and a Random Number Generator will be employed to choose the third, second, and first prize winners, in that order.
Prize winners will be announced on Twitter @DiscoPriest, listed here, and notified by email. In the event any prize winner does not want their prize or cannot be contacted, each contacted winner will move up a notch and a new third-place winner will be drawn.
Prizes will be drawn Monday, September 27th at high noon (EST).
One entry per player, please. No purchase necessary; void where prohibited; failure to follow directions may result in impotence and vomiting. Disciplinary Action is not responsible for mental injuries resulting from fun-poking, mockery-making, or piss-taking.